Current mood:

amused

Haha, Masa Quotes are Hilarious
So Masa and I went to eat Shakey's Pizza Buffet with Dan, Nic, Conor and some random Japanese guy last night. We ate so much food and drank a lot of beer.

When Masa finished eating, he turned to me and said, "I am so full. I drank so much beer and ate so much pizza. I am pregnant."
Me: Well, the baby's not mine!
Masa: NO! It is your's! Do you want me to have abomination?
Me: You mean an abortion?
Masa: Yes, do you want me to have abortion?
Me: No, we can keep our baby!
Masa: Good!
Me: Is it a boy or a girl?
Masa: I only have son.
Me: Whatever.
Masa: It have face like a pizza.
Me: Oh, so it's a pizza face baby?
Masa: Yes, we can eat it!
Me: It'll be such a cute half pizza face baby.
Masa: Yes, the baby will be half Japanese and half American. It will be so cute.
Me: And we can take it to parties and feed everyone. We'll never go hungry because we have a pizza face baby.

Seriously, Masa cracks me the fuck up. lol. I had to share that because I remembered it on the bus today and busted out laughing XD I'm sure all the Japanese people were like, "Wtf is wrong with that gaijin girl?" They're just jealous because I have a hilarious boyfriend who always keeps me entertained. lol.